"WORK WANTED...
"I WILL WORK 24/7- 365 DAYS- FOREVER.
I AGREE TO WORK FOR $10 A DAY.
I AM HONEST & DEPENDABLE.
I HAVE SUPER POWERS".
"WORK WANTED...
"I AM POLITE & INFORMATIVE.
I WILL MANAGE THE OFFICE.
I DO NOT STOP WORKING.
I FIND YOU TIME & MONEY ".
